Познакомился я с этой дамой на сайте neu.de. Привлек меня тот факт что в графе гражданство было указанно British, ну и я естественно как большой оригинал и человек измучанный русскоговорящими матронами на это дело запал. После приветствия и дежурного комплимента который мог растопить сердце любой дульсинеи, она очень быстро предложила мне адрес своего имейла с целью непосредственной переписки.
Я обрадовался и переписка началась.
Donnerstag, 12. August, 2010 09:43 Uhr
Hey Terry,
thanks for answering my email and providing me with your contakt details :)
Just few words about Cologne - U may be have heard, that it's the place in Germany where the most homosexuals are living. That's why I cracked a joke about subsidiary of Manchester :)
Well I'm actually looking for long term and serious relationship with a girl. All my efforts haven't achieved any success yet.
PS
I think it should be hard to move from London to Cologne. If I were U, I'd actually do it other way around :)
Take care,
Trilic
12.08.2010 13:10
Hello Trilic
Thank you for the email you sent me .well i have had a enough of London and i what a new place and i think koln is cool and despite the fact of high homosexuality ,
.. Lets start from me! I was born in London and was raised in the London.I just moved here to Koln Germany to start a new life and start my business , I am a very down to earth lady, I love life and I love people who respect life. I have been through a lot in life and in my relationships. And I really think I am ready to settle down with the right person. I know it would look crazy when you find a cute girl on a date site but its just because I want someone real. I cant go on explaining how and whats been going on in my relationship but I must tell you if you don't want someone serious then you've got the wrong lady.i love to listen to music ,and i love to jog and go to the movies ..
I am self employed, I run small business my Mother used to run. I sell Antiques and Artifacts ranging from sculptures to carvings , I love the job because I have always loved collecting things. So I travel a lot when I have to purchase Artworks... I also like to volunteer when I have the opportunity. I have severed a few missions in Europe and Asia. Nothing too serious but I just gave my personal service to humanity. it is good that ,i plan to open an arts shop as soon as i get settled down here and finish the paper work ,
Well that's a little about me and my life history ,so tell me what do you seek in a woman and what are your hobbies ???... I hope I didn't bore you with my mail... So I am all ears now for you and I hope to hear form you soon..
kiss
terry
- Примечание: обратите внимание на разницу шрифтов в первой и второй части месседжа.
12. August, 2010 22:29 Uhr
Dear Terry,
thank U very much for Your mail. It's great how U describe yourself. I like the way U accent important things.
Well there is my story.
(...)
So as U can see I'm neiter German, nor English naitive speaker. Hope my terrible accent isn't a problem for U.
About Your business - great idea!
About what I'm looking for - as I sad earlier, it should be only smth serious and long term. I'm not interested in hali-gali, ONS and similar and actually I never have been interested.
My hobbies are e.g. sport. I going to gym twice a week, and I'm playing volleyball with couple of ppl in Düsseldorf. I love to travel and I love to go out with friends.
In a relationship with a woman I admire mutual reliability, trust and love.
What are for U important factors in a man? R U definetely ready for a new relationship now?
Wish U good night.
Take care,
Trilic
13.08.2010 09:58
Hello Trilic,
Thank you for the email you sent me.i am definitely ready for a serious relationship .because i have some experience in the past and more mature and careful I have had a few dates but they where not as interesting as I envisaged.My last date was crazy cos he wasn't open minded.He could not see beyond his nose as he was to full of himself.Indeed he claimed he loved me but he had a huge problem showing it.Funny........he almost made me opinionated about men.He was hardly committed and what was even worse was his favorite line "I will do anything for you".I am not saying that I am overbearing and all but he actually did everything for me by cheating on me.When I had the guts to confront him,he would verbally abuse me,sometimes extending his insults to my mum.He used to say my mum was the reason why we were having problems and that it was high time she left-dont know if he meant died.I actually almost believed him.I am having a real hard time believing men-hope you are different.Haven t dated in a while and that's why I hope my next date would have the decency of being true to his word.I really think we can have something decent if we try.For me the simple things matter a lot.what matters to me in a man is his sincerity and what he has in his heart ,i see people through their hearts ,and also communication is a good thing
i hope to read more from you soon
terry
Freitag, 13. August, 2010 09:14 Uhr
Hey Terry,
I'm so happy everytime I read one of Your messages. Good sign :)
Look, it's seems to me You had a monster-boyfriend. I'm not really good in phyhology, but I guess the wall which he had arround him, was a kind of defence from the rest of the world. Cos the social construction of our society is rather agressive and at the same time a lot of people living nowadays are rather week to face the things happend around them. I think it is one of the illnesses of western nations.
Nevertheless all of us have got their weaknesses. The question is only, what kind of weakness that is and whether You are comfortable with that and can go on living with that.
I personaly do not hope to find someone who would 100% correspond to my ideals. There are no ppl like that. Much more I hope to find someone I will love first of all. And if I will love somebody, so then I will make efforts to stay with her for the whole life. Actually there are couple of probles in this aspect, but we don't want to reflect them at this point.
Did You see my picture at the dating site? Does the appearance matters for You? How big, tall, and heavy shall be Your partner?
The weekend is coming! :) What are Your plans for the WE? Any parties or smth else?
Have a nice day.
Yours,
Trilic
- блядь, я мудак в такой день (пятница 13) писал этой пизде такую херню
14.08.2010 12:10
Hello Trilic,
Thanks for the email ,yes i saw your picture on the dating site and i think its nice ..appearance don't matter to me what matters is what comes from the mans heart ...and i think your a very sweet and gentleman ,i hope so?.i have been very busy this week with some new clients on mine here in koln i will have to go on a short business trip soon to buy some art work for my clients then come back in 5-6 day then after that we can meet each other properly .i hope that's OK by you ?
kiss
terry
- Странно, но я не видел ее в посетителях моей анкеты...
Hey Terry,
I don't know whether I'm a gentleman, I hope so, and I'm trying each day to be better than yesterday, trying to be good to ppl around me, trying not to do mistakes I did in the past.
Shall we ever meet, You will get your idea about me and my character and see whether I've success on that what I'm trying :)
So You are going on the trip for 6 days. All right, then I wish You to enjoy the time and succesfully find that what Your clients want to buy.
Just text to me if You have time or possibility. I will wait and I would love to meet You when You're back.
See You then,
Trilic
14.08.2010 20:23
Hello Dear Тrilic
Thank you for the email you sent me ,i am glad that you become better each day ,i like you positive spirit ,i will be leaving tomorrow night to Africa ,i will be visiting three countries then i come back to Germany .i am so excited about this i just cant wait .i will write you tomorrow before i leave
have a wonderful day
kiss
terry
- по английски ведь не пишут "hello dear Trilic" или хеллоу или диир. Со знаками препинания она видимо не дружит тоже.
Hey Terry,
I'm so stupid that I was sitting almost all day long at the computer. At ca. 7 pm I suddenly realised that the weather is good and went to the Rhein in order to make some inline skating. By the way, do you like that? Do You like sport in general and are You active or more passive in Your leisure time? I personally try to be active. So I play volleyball twice a week and go to the gym after work twice a week. Moreover I make inline scating in summer and ice scating in winter, and I sometimes ride my mountainbike and sometimes play badminton.
Who knows, may be this all just because I don't have a girlfriend and have to spend all my time for me :)
Terry, I wish You plesant stay in Africa where You are going tomorrow.
Good night,
Trilic
15.08.2010 15:01
Hello Trilic,
Thanks you for the email you sent me ,well i love to skate ,maybe me and you can go skating when i am back??i am just getting ready for my trip,i am fully packed and heading for the airport soon ,so i though i should send you an email,i will email you tomorrow when i land .take care and hope to read your email when i land
kiss
terry
16. August, 2010 12:51 Uhr
Hello Terry,
so how was your flight? I hope everything was ok and you are there and doing well.
Of cource we can scate if you are back :) I am not fast but I think it should be ok.
What do you want to by in Africa?
Take care,
Philipp
17.08.2010 10:20
Hello Phillip,
Thanks for the email you sent me ,i just arrived Africa in the early hours of this morning and just got into my room .and found a small place to send you an email .right now i am in Small country called Benin republic ,its off the coast of west Africa .its really nice and warm here i wish you were here to see this ,you have a lot of green land and friendly people .maybe you can come along with me on my next trip.i hope to get some sculptures and some bronze head carvings.
i hope you have a wonderful day ....
kiss
terry
17. August, 2010 18:06
Hi Terry,
nice to read your message (I wanted to write "nice to hear you again", then I realised you are not there)))
I'm glad you arrived and doing well over there. I've never been to Africa but I'd probably spend some time there, but only with you, cos I wouldn't be so brave to go there alone :)
Don't you feel alone there? I shortly have been for several days to Roma in Italian and I felt so lonely. Actually I have been there with two friends of mine, but our wishes and visions about the time and holydays were different, so I had to explore this city on my own.
My day was ok. I'm on holidays, and do not have a lot of things to do.
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Take care,
Trilic
18.08.2010 14:13
Hello Trilic
Thank you very much for the email you sent me ,i really apprecaite you email ,i have been very busy tour round neighboring countries and had a lot of funny experience
I left Ghana for Lagos today by road and believe me it was hectic as much as it was fun.I got to Cotonou in Benin republic and was awestruck when I saw a goat herder come out with a whistle.He blew it loud and like a bell all the goats were summoned-I mean the whole goats in the area.The goats all looked like they were in a some sort of a trance.I got into my hotel and was welcomed by a couple arguing.The bone of contention was that the husband seemingly was cheating on the wife who was there to catch him by herself.What seemed to bug her the most was that the husband was dating their daughter.Hmmmmmmmmm........terrible.Anyways,I just settled down into my room.Thought that I do a few things then I saw your mail and thought that I reply.
.Like I said simple things matter a lot to me,so lets start with a simple question.What do you want?Need an honest answer.
kiss
Terry
18. August, 2010 15:00
Hey Terry,
That's really funny about goats and dating own daughter. Should be daily practice there, I think.
Didn't we discussed questions about who wants what earlier?
I just looked it up, on the 12. August, 2010 I wrote that I'm looking for normal relationship with a normal girl.
Since August the 12th, nothing has been changed in my point of view concerning this matter :)
I think this is quite normal wish, don't you think?
Or may be I'm looking too suspicious to have a serious relationship? :)
We can try to build smth between us or if you can't imagine to be together with somebody like me we can drop this.
I personally would prefere the first alternative cos I like our conversation and your picture.
Plesant another day in Africa wishes,
Trilic
Be careful there.
19.08.2010 10:12
Hello Dear Trilic
I do respect your views,about what you want and I appreciate the fact that I met someone like you and I sincerely think there is a lot we can do together.What I want is ........someone to call my own.I really do hope that this is not too much to ask from you.I also do know that what we have between us is distance, which, can be bridged with constant communication till I get back .
I must,however,add that,the true test of ones dedication and commitment is how you act when your supposed loved one is away from you.Allow me wish us the best of luck.Looking forward to hearing from you......................
kiss
Terry
19. August, 2010 21:43
Hi Terry,
nice that we clarified this aspect in our conversation. Now each of us knows the intention of the other :)
Whether you and me can call each other our own can not be ascertained at the moment, because we need much more time and intensive relationship just in order to call somebody "my own". Well pretty difficult topic :)
You know, you seems to be just like in the song "soulmate" by Natasha Bedingfeld :))
There is the link:
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1816311/Natasha_Bedingfield_Soulmate
When do you plan to come back to Cologne? Can't wait to see you life :)
Take care,
Philipp
20.08.2010 16:19
Hello Trilic,
Thanks for the song you sent me i really loved it .kiss kiss for you ,it really =brightened up my day. I actually just got in from a town called Iperu-iremo where I collected some more artifacts. I have so far collected the last of my orders. I am actually thrilled to have completed my work here so that I can come to see you. By tomorrow I should go to the airport to book my flight.i will give you details as soon as i book it
I really don't know what my ideal date should look like. Probably a walk in the park,go see a movie,go to dinner,end up at my place for coffee and if it is a great date we could get a decent kiss. I just like to do interesting stuff. So I suggest you prepare some really interesting things for us to do-use your imagination
Looking forward to seeing you
kiss
Terry
- decent kiss?? неужели сразу трахнуть получится??
21. August, 2010 09:27 Uhr
Hey Terry,
I'm glad that you loved the song.
Ok, I'm going to design our date in order we both can enjoy it. Imagination is not really my strongest side, but I will give my best :))
The weather in Germany is currently great but I guess next week it is not that good, so that I'm not sure about walking in the park.
But I promice, we'll find smth elce.
Just tell me wenn you have time and wenn you are back to Germany.
See you,
Trilic
21.08.2010 21:08
Hello Dear Trilic
Thanks for the email ,i am so excited to come back and meet you ,i have book my ticket and i will be leaving Africa on Monday to get to Germany of Tuesday morning ,i just found a call center were i can call .so send me your number so i can hear your voice
kiss
terry
22. August, 2010 21:34 Uhr
Hello Dear Terry,
I have been out with two friends of mine and we obviously drunk too much. Because I came at 7 home and wasn't really sober :) So that my sunday wasn't really nice :) But this is the price for going out.
About the telephone call, let's talk if you are in Germany. Otherwise it will be expencive for you.
My home number is ...
Don't be scared of my accent :)
See you soon,
Trilic
23.08.2010 14:27
Hello Trilic,
Thanks for the email you sent me ,it was nice to read your email ,i am really excited .i am packing my things right now to go to the airport and check in my things .i will email you later before i take my flight and maybe also call you
do have a nice day
kiss
terry
23. August, 2010 19:55 Uhr
Hey Terry,
I just came back home because I had to attend the meeting in our sport club, where I am voluntary member of the board.
I wish you plesant flight back home and hope to see/hear you soon.
Have a nice evening,
Trilic
23.08.2010 21:58
Hello Trilic
i was about to send you an email when you wrote me
I am at the airport now and i am in tears now
I am having some problems with the customs and immigration officials here concerning my Artifacts and Artworks. They won’t grant me clearance certificates and documents to carry them out. They said I would need to obtain them before i can leave on my flight and they charged me a fee for the clearance certificate .That wasn’t part of my intended budget. I didn’t expect this and I have been trying to reach people but haven’t been able to get in touch with anybody, so I am in a rather in serious problem now, I am trying to find a way to resolve this but I am short of decisions… I have tried to call my bank and haven’t had any luck with it…
I am so sorry I am disappointing you and I don’t want to bore you with my issues. I don’t know why every time something good is about to happen to me, something bad tries to take it away .
i am so stressed out my dear, I am looking forward to seeing you and going out on that special date which i want so badly . I don’t know how to sort this problem, but, just thought I Should let you know what was happening to me… Will be online for a while, I hope all is well with you and I hope to hear from you soon.i am so scared and confused ,i don't want to miss my flight and i want to get out of here
love
terry
- заметили как изменился шрифт? о, бля, уже любовь?
Hey Terry,
wow, that's not good.
Well ok, first of all do not panic. Try to be cool and tell them the things you want to take with you do not cost much money.
May be you can tell them it is just gifts for the family members or smth like that. And you didn't know that you have to gather all the clearance certificates.
Try everything you can and if nothing can be done anymore, just pay them (of cource after negotiation about price reduction) the money and get away there.
Everything is ok, don't be scared. Nothing can happen to you. And I am there as well and will not run away :)
Take care,
Trilic
24.08.2010 11:23
Hello Dear Trilic
Thank you very much for the email and words of encourage ,the embassy in Africa were able to to talk to the officials and i was allowed to fly to London and that i will pay the fee in London just so that i will leave that terrible place called Africa .but now i am at the airport in London now and i am required to pay the tax unless i wont be allowed to fly to Germany today
right now i am out of money ,i used most of my money to buy the art and i am left with very little .,if i dont pay the tax here in london i wont be allowed to travel to german and may be charged to court ...please my dear i dont know how to say this and i feel so embarrased ,but please can you help me with the tax .here in london? as soon as i am in germany i will repay you
i hope to read your email
kiss
terry
- Вот такой вот роман (развод) по имейлу. Блять сука, столько времени на этих пидорасов потратил... Ну ладно, нет худа без добра, английский освежил хоть. Шрифты менялись знаете почему? Потому что они копируют и посылают заготовки.
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