Bridget Jones's Diary

 
"It's amazing how much time and money can be saved in the world of dating by close attention to detail.
A white sock here,a pair of red braces there, a grey slip-on shoe, a swastika, are so offen as not at all one needs to tell you there's no point writing down phone numbers because it's never going to be a runner.."

Лично для меня красными подтяжками всегда являлись грамматические ошибки в родном языке.